Soon Christmas Day will be upon us. The day where tons of wrapping paper gets stuffed into garbage bags, dysfunctional family fun begins, a holiday meal that will leave you bloated while simultaneously wishing you didn't eat that extra piece of holiday pie and drinking.. lots of drinking.... lots and lots of drinking. Am I right?
To breakup the craziness of this time of year, I have so generously compiled a list of some fantastically humorous gifts for the ones you love, because nothing says, "I love you" quite like the list below!
I have included a link to where you can purchase these beauties... and no... none of these companies have hired me to promote their products.... This is a pro bono list from me to you!
1. Because cooking fresh bacon just isn't convenient. So give them the gift of bacon candy- Where's the egg candy to go with this?
2. Okay... this one I love. It's funny and useful.
3. If you want to completely freak out your children (your God given right) this is a perfect stocking stuffer.
4. Chia Uncle Si... YES!
5. My personal favorite. I actually want a pair for myself to slowly crawl into bed with my husband all sexy... lights off...
Okay... well, unfortunately these are not available... but they should be!
6. Mmmmmmm the toilet mug. Nothing says, "Good Morning" quite like drinking straight from a toilet.
7. I have a lovely twisted sense of humor. This will be in my shower.
8. The stocking stuffer to beat all stocking stuffers... besides the Unicorn meat above, of course.
9. Yes my friends, you have read this correctly. However, be forewarned... buying this for your hubby or significant other will result in longer showers and greater water bills.
10. Last but certainly not least! The lamp from A Christmas Story. I watch that movie every year around this time. For those of you who are diehard fans, like myself, throw this in to a stocking and watch the reaction!
** Update for Photography Experiment:
We have one person participation so far. If you are interested, please send me an email at: NakedEyesPhotography@gmail.com
We need 9 more! I promise this will be fun!
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